You know you’re in rural Nebraska when…
Thursday, November 16th, 2006Hello from Gordon! Just a few things I’ve noticed in the last few weeks:
1. The beef selection in the supermarket is better than the produce.
2. Patients aren’t “admitted to the hospital,” they’re “put to bed.”
3. “Dinner” is at noon and “supper” is at five.
4. Over half of your trauma cases involve some sort of livestock.
5. [...]

