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So Your Wife is Pregnant Rule #4:
Sweat Wicking Clothes Are Your Friend.

Wednesday, March 14th, 2007

I had really expected the So Your Wife is Pregnant series of posts to have many more entries, but, unfortunately for you, Sarah’s behavior hasn’t changed all that much. She’s pretty much been the same ol’ Sarah. Which is, of course, GREAT SARAH.
In the last few weeks, however, I’ve been able to put [...]

So Your Wife is Pregnant Rule #3:
Leverage the fact in public.

Saturday, August 26th, 2006

Last night we tried a new restaurant, T-Bones Grill House (formerly The Grill House Restaurant and Buddha Lounge), which was pretty good. The decor was a good effort, but not quite right; the food was good enough that we’d go again (except for the dessert); but the service–the service was GREAT!
Great, and here’s why: [...]

So Your Wife is Pregnant Rule #2:
Always have back-up dinner plans

Thursday, August 3rd, 2006

So the other day Sarah and I were doing her pregnancy work-out video (I think we were doing some sort of weird rocking forearm pushups or something), and I thought to myself, “I think Sarah’s going to want a protein shake and some pretzels for dinner.”
…and, of course, after the workout was over, Sarah said, [...]

So Your Wife is Pregnant Rule #1:
Just because she’s hungry doesn’t mean you’re hungry.

Sunday, July 16th, 2006

I’ve been doing a pretty good job over the past couple of years keeping my weight under control. I tub out a bit, slim back down, repeat.
Right now I should be starting my “slim back down” phase. This has proven difficult because every time Sarah needs a snack or a meal, I sit down [...]